Doing the literal most

lavinia-pfigg:

tlatollotl:
don’t lose the notes:
#they always see ‘pixie’ and ‘dream’ and ‘girl’#but forget the terrible awesome driving power of ‘manic’

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notajerusalemcricket:

hera-the-wizard:
funnytwittertweets:
hey that’s the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video
Did you just know this

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frogmoss1:

nayohme:
one of my favorites of all time
that’s kamala harris

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:
My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).
This is the one!
It’s by Jessica Warrick.

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greelin:

greelin:
me when i mean business
also me when i mean business but am slightly more silly and lighthearted with it

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mulderscully:

some things aren’t even headcanons they’re just divine visions and u have no choice but to accept them

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wendawyllawillow:

god i love northern lords. wyman joyous& loving life eating human being pie. cregan karstark flinging shit at his prison guards. barbrey who doesn’t even like the other lords still hates roose more her ‘north remembers’ slay. greatjon umber drunk enough to have alcohol poisoning murders several& bites a guys ear off and 8 men are needed to take him down. maege mormont never married 5 daughters no explanation given except ‘we fuck bears’. howland reed hasnt even shown up yet this 5′ short king holds the biggest most insane secret of the realm

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theman:

beardedmrbean:
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

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doyouknowwhatimeme:

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orbitalyear-deactivated20230513:

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*

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nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:

seanpgilroy:
nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:
I bought that exact same toaster for my wife. I was thinking it would last a year, maybe two, and then we could get a “real” toaster (for the record, I don’t care that it’s a Hello Kitty toaster, I just hate that it leaves a big untoasted spot on one side of the bread). That was like 17 years ago and it’s still showing no signs of wearing out.
Hello kitty apparently doesn’t believe in planned obsolescence as my hello kitty flip phone is still perfectly functional and never even needs charging (baffling. possibly because i never really use it) and everyone i know who had a hello kitty radio or CRT TV growing up hasn’t gotten rid of them or sold them for a good price because they refuse to stop working or even show any signs of wear. the devil works hard but hello kitty works harder