the-infantata: still shipping violate dont give a duck
I dont want these feelings anymore, can i get a refund?
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
shousui: i need to find a sugar daddy before i lose my youth
anrdew: theyellovvbrickroad: mydogsmokes: one day when i grow up i would like to be a raper oh mY GOD ILY OK EGLDS;LFV FuCK OH M YOGS
Remember Josh Hartnett?
takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR