May 2012
April 2012
My boyfriend just dumped me because apparently he doesn’t want to deal with me anymore. Of course no one wants to deal with me as usual. I might as well just kill myself
If you play guitar, bass, drums, can skateboard and have cool hair you have an automatic invitation to my vagina
What did people call Justin Biebers hairstyle before we all knew Justin Bieber existed?
asdfghjkl i have a boyfriend now what is life
joydivsion:
boys are so cute and adorable when they are sleepy and they yawn and when their hair is a mess and when they run their fingers through their hair and when they smell nice and when they smile and when they breathe
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
I just found out the boy i really like has had sex with more than 3 girls and he’s only 15
If a boy breaks both his arms at the same time, how does he masturbate?
Fo real though prom is this friday and i havent even decided on a hair color fCUK please help me
Miranda Cosgrove looks like the lost teletubby
Do you think my red hair will clash with my burgundy prom dress?
Save a cow, ride a cowboy
Boys are stupid, throw chicken quesadillas on their lawn
I have special needs too. They’re called hot boys and doritos
Ugh i just want to sit at home and listen to foster the people not go food shopping to see half my high school working there jesus
My cousin had a 5.0 GPA because she took all honors and AP classes and she ended up getting a full ride to USC
We all know who didnt get laid in high school
Further proof 2pac is my real father:
1) I can shake my ass like a black girl
2) He left me his bandana in his will
My idea of a soulmate is someone exactly like me, but with a penis
Where is the Kurt Cobain hologram?
annawintour:
if you didn’t cry when you watched titanic that is 2100% irrefutable proof that you are a witch
It’s 11:25 where i am so right about this time 100 years ago Jack and Rose were banging in that car
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attractive male: i wish i had a girlfriend
me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Im a junior in high school and the seniors are leaving next month, so ive decided that i’ll just follow my favorite seniors to their colleges like Mr Feeney did and i wont get arrested for it it’s a foolproof plan
Twerk dat booty
