May 2012
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
shousui:
i need to find a sugar daddy before i lose my youth
Watchanrdew:
theyellovvbrickroad:
mydogsmokes:
one day when i grow up i would like to be a raper
oh mY GOD ILY OK EGLDS;LFV
FuCK OH M YOGS
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Remember Josh Hartnett?
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
If another girl steals him away,
tedeezy:
Let it be. If he really did care about you, he would have brushed the other girl off, he would have realized what he was doing was wrong, he would’ve told her to back off & go find someone else, but instead, he allowed her to take him away from you. & you don’t want a guy like that, cause that ain’t a man, that’s just another horny little boy. See, real men are loyal. And loyal...
Oh my god Tyler Oakley just made a post shitting on people who add dumb, pointless comments to funny posts this must mean the world is imploding on itself
I remember one time i successfully convinced this girl in my school that i was a ghost
The boy i like just told me he wants me to stick his fingers in his ass and then he wants to do me in the butt…
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