May 2012
May 29th
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Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
May 29th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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shousui: i need to find a sugar daddy before i lose my youth
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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WatchWatch
anrdew: theyellovvbrickroad: mydogsmokes: one day when i grow up i would like to be a raper oh mY GOD ILY OK EGLDS;LFV FuCK OH M YOGS
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Remember Josh Hartnett?
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 10th
If another girl steals him away,
tedeezy: Let it be. If he really did care about you, he would have brushed the other girl off, he would have realized what he was doing was wrong, he would’ve told her to back off & go find someone else, but instead, he allowed her to take him away from you. & you don’t want a guy like that, cause that ain’t a man, that’s just another horny little boy. See, real men are loyal. And loyal...
May 7th
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Oh my god Tyler Oakley just made a post shitting on people who add dumb, pointless comments to funny posts this must mean the world is imploding on itself
May 7th
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I remember one time i successfully convinced this girl in my school that i was a ghost
May 5th
The boy i like just told me he wants me to stick his fingers in his ass and then he wants to do me in the butt…
May 5th
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May 5th
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